Psychoanalysis stuff

"This cycle analysis stuff is tip-top"

"This psychoanalysis stuff is tip-top"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 12th June 2008

His left ear

"behind his left beer."

"behind his left ear."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC Two, 11th June 2008

Some strength

"Chairman a have some strength up front"

"Germany have some strength up front"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 8th June 2008

To Croatia

"but its going to be a throat to Croatia."

"but its going to be a threat to Croatia."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 8th June 2008

Penalty for Croatia

"He got an early yellow-card before that panel to for Croatia."

"He got an early yellow-card before that penalty for Croatia."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 8th June 2008

Who was going for it

"were not sure who was going forehead."

"we're not sure who was going for it."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 7th June 2008

Lead both teams

"is about to lead beat teams out."

"is about to lead both teams out."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 7th June 2008

Pronunciation

"Gary's pronunciation is the protect one"

"Gary's pronunciation is the correct one"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 7th June 2008

Minding

"I was mining my own business."

"I was minding my own business."

Harry Hill's TV Burp, ITV1, 18th March 2006

Gene Simmons

"looks like Jean Simmons."

"looks like Gene Simmons."

Harry Hill's TV Burp, ITV1, 18th February 2006

Eurovision

"They're short of vision this weekend."

"It's Eurovision this weekend."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 18th May 2006

Those matinees

"It is those mat tin nay s I hate."

"It is those matinees I hate."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 17th May 2006

Stockholm and Oslo

"in Stockholm and os although.  They're great."

"in Stockholm and Oslo.  They're great."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 16th May 2006

Family holiday

"prize is a family hole day in Spain."

"prize is a family holiday in Spain."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 15th May 2006

Pharaohs

"did they cope with them fair rose"

"did they cope with them pharaohs"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 15th May 2006

Just stop it

"You are being psych kick?  Just stop it."

"You are being psychic?  Just stop it."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 3rd May 2006

There are ghosts

"I believe there are Goths."

"I believe there are ghosts."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 3rd May 2006

Goddess of rock

"joining me me is the God yes sir of rock,"

"joining me is the goddess of rock,"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 27th April 2006

Spring equinox

"It's the spring he can nox now."

"It's the Spring equinox now."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 18th April 2006

The X Factor

"The axe factor"

"The X Factor"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 10th April 2006

Bonjours not German

"Bonn your's not German."

"Bonjours not German."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 6th April 2006

Hello Richard

"Hill low Richard."

"Hello Richard."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 29th March 2006

Semi-skimmed milk

"a bottle of semi skilled milk."

"a bottle of semi-skimmed milk."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 28th March 2006

My heroine is Denise

"then I remembered my here row win is Denise"

"then I remembered my heroine is Denise"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 28th March 2006

Rocking chair

"Sitting in a rocking Claire"

"Sitting in a rocking chair"

This Morning, ITV1, 23rd January 2006

Grease

"You did Robbie Williams and Greece."

"You did Robbie Williams and Grease."

Today with Des and Mel, ITV1, 17th January 2006

Big Brother

"'Big Brother' kicks off tonight.  
I will talk to two evict tease"

"Big Brother kicks off tonight.  
I will talk to two evictees"
 
GMTV, ITV1, 18th May 2006

Knicker factory

"Kelly gets stiched up at the nickel factory."

"Kelly gets stiched up at the knicker factory."

GMTV, ITV1, 8th May 2006

8 days time

"8 taste time."

"8 days time."

GMTV, ITV1, 24th April 2006

He was in Blue!

"has he?  He was in blew!"

"has he?  He was in Blue!"

GMTV, ITV1, 4th April 2006