They are through

"I think we can safely say they are true?"

"I think we can safely say they are through"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 27th August 2009

By Blackpool

"after the were locked out - knocked out by Blackpool"

"after they were knocked out by Blackpool"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 27th August 2009

He will team up

"he will team up with steam up"

"he will team up with Stephen"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 27th August 2009

Results for Liverpool

"Wrecker GCSE results for Liverpool"

"Record GCSE results for Liverpool"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 27th August 2009

An Antelope

"an and the loep"

"an Antelope"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 26th August 2009

Remained intact

"have remained in tack"

"have remained intact"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 21st August 2009

Full forecast later

"we are going to get a fall forecast later"

"we are going top get a full forecast later"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 31st July 2009

Currently being used

"cuddly being used"

"currently being used"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 23rd July 2009

The days main news

"the days main used stories"

"the days main news stories"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 22nd July 2009

Weighs in

"weighs in at £12.10 answers"

"weighs in at 12 pounds 10 ounces"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 21st July 2009

A Liver Bird on it

"without a Liver Bird bonnet"

"without a Liver Bird on it"

Inside Out North West, BBC One North West, 12th October 2009

The famous Liver Birds

"more than two of the famous like the birds"

"more than two of the famous Liver Birds"
 
Inside Out North West, BBC One North West, 12th October 2009

Johnny Depp

"Johnny Duck"

"Johnny Depp"

Our World, BBC News 24, 27th September 2009

Tomasz Schafernaker

"Thomas chaffer knacker"

"Tomasz Schafernaker"

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 23rd August 2008

Spelling mistakes

"is a teacher who sees a lot of smelling mistakes"

"is a teacher who sees a lot of spelling mistakes"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 7th August 2008

Tuscan diet

"if you stick to a Tuscan dialect - diet"

"if you stick to a Tuscan diet"

Breakfast, BBC One, 2nd July 2008

Neil Diamond

"kneel diamond"

"Neil Diamond"

E24, BBC News 24, 30th June 2008

Half past nine

"more at half past anyone Nine"

"more at half past nine"

E24, BBC News 24, 30th June 2008

The tight jeans

"the tight genes"

"the tight jeans"

E24, BBC News 24, 30th June 2008

A flexible tool

"it is a flexible tall"

"it is a flexible tool"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 30th June 2008

Our cultural heritage

"of our cultural head"

"of our cultural heritage"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 30th June 2008

The world record

"he said the world record before that"

"he set the world record before that"

Sky Today, Sky News, 30th June 2008

Series of waterfalls

"a series of water false"

"a series of waterfalls"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 26th June 2008

These guys

"these guise have just arrived"

"these guys have just arrived"
 
BBC News, BBC News 24, 26th June 2008

A live interview

"inane live interview"

"in a live interview"
 
BBC News, BBC News 24, 13th June 2008

Turkey equalised

"Chicky equalised in the second half"

"Turkey equalised in the second half"

News, Sport and Weather, Sky News, 11th June 2008

Enough coverage

"that bees news doesn't give enough coverage to"

"that BBC News doesn't give enough coverage to"

Breakfast, BBC One, 11th June 2008

A sorry night

"It was eight sorry night"

"It was a sorry night"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 10th June 2008

Hull's City hall

"at haul's City hall"

"at Hull's City hall"

BBC News, BBC One, 26th May 2008

Other things

"other things that play body market."

"other things that Playboy market."

Breakfast, BBC One, 22nd May 2008

Splits into six

"when the screen splits into sex"

"when the screen splits into six"

BBC News Special: Oscars 2008, BBC News 24, 25th February 2008

A portrait

"a pr trait"

"a portrait"

The One Show, BBC One, 1st July 2008

Magna Carta

"mag in a car ta"

"Magna Carta"

The One Show, BBC One, 1st July 2008

Clean the wall

"did you clean the will properly?"

"did you clean the wall properly?"

The One Show, BBC One, 1st July 2008

Matron

"Traditionally Mc Tron was a woman"

"Traditionally matron was a woman"

The One Show, BBC One, 1st July 2008

Hello and welcome

"Hello and welcome to The One Show with Christine Blakely. And Nicki Campbell."

"Hello and welcome to The One Show with Christine Bleakley. And Nicky Campbell."
 
The One Show, BBC One, 24th June 2008

Sent along telephone

"sent along tell phone wires,"

"sent along telephone wires,"

The One Show, BBC One, 18th June 2008

Art Deco interior

"creating a lavish art deck co - interior."

"creating a lavish Art Deco interior."

The One Show, BBC One, 18th June 2008

Hello. Welcome

"Hello. Welcome to The One Show with bleak bleak bleak."

"Hello. Welcome to The One Show with Christine Bleakley."

The One Show, BBC One, 18th June 2008

Side of the sofa

"Lovely to be on this side of the sulfur."

"Lovely to be on this side of the sofa."

The One Show, BBC One, 16th June 2008

Welcome to One Show

"Welcome to The One Show with Adrian Chiles and Blake Blake."

"Welcome to The One Show with Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley."

The One Show, BBC One, 27th May 2008

You want tomatoes

"you want tomb knows - tomatoes."

"you want tomatoes."

The One Show, BBC One, 26th May 2008

Sodium chloride

"sodium colour eyed."

"sodium chloride."

The One Show, BBC One, 1st February 2008

6,000 for a bloke

"6,000 for a boat."

"6,000 for a bloke."

The One Show, BBC One, 22nd January 2008

Nice things to eat

"you came out of that shop with some nice thicks to eat."

"you came out of that shop with some nice things to eat."

The One Show, BBC One, 16th January 2008

More weather from here

"more whether from here"

"more weather from here"

Breakfast, BBC One, 8th August 2008

For Northern Ireland

"For more than Ireland"

"For Northern Ireland"

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 3rd July 2008

A promising start

"a promising start to mandate across the UK."

"a promising start to Monday across the UK."

Breakfast, BBC One, 29th June 2008

One or two showers

"one or two show has"

"one or two showers"

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 26th June 2008

Winds will not be

"The winners will not be at the same sort of strength as today"

"The winds will not be at the same sort of strength as today"

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 22nd June 2008

Wrapping around it

"rain rapping around it."

"rain wrapping around it."

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 21st June 2008

Drier and brighter

"A trial and brighter start"

"A drier and brighter start"

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 21st June 2008

Not as chilly

"making us not as Chile"

"making us not as chilly"

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 16th February 2008

Manchester Evening

"into the Majesty Evening News arena."

"into the Manchester Evening News arena."

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 23rd February 2008

Welcome to Newsround

"Hello.  I'm Adam and welcome to news road."

"Hello.  I'm Adam and welcome to Newsround."

Newsround, BBC Two, 26th June 2008

Official 2008 song

"Now for the official 2000 debate song - 2008 song."

"Now for the official 2008 song."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

European Champions

"of cramming Spacey the European Champions"

"of crowning Spain the European Champions"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

Big Valencia fan

"Big Valencia van isn't he."

"Big Valencia fan isn't he."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

Could have been 2-0

"could have been to arrive in zero to the Spanish. - could have been 2-0"

"could have been 2-0 to the Spanish"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

Take one goal

"They far was the Germans I would take one goal down and go home now. - If I was the Germans."

"If I was the Germans I would take one goal down and go home now."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

See the goal

"you could see the goth goal coming."

"you could see the goal coming."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

Wants it retaken

"The referee once it retaken"

"The referee wants it retaken"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

The right back

"testing out the write back"

"testing out the right back"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

Gets to a player

"guest a player really quickly"

"gets to a player really quickly"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

The Spanish room

"the Spanish Broom around the penalty box, it will be trouble. - room."

"the Spanish room around the penalty box, it will be trouble."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

Sun has just sunk

"son has just sunk behind the University of Vienna there, thankfully!"

"sun has just sunk behind the University of Vienna there, thankfully!"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 29th June 2008

It is oppressive

"It is a passive"

"It is oppressive"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 20th June 2008

Referee's attention

"to get the referee's intention"

"to get the referee's attention"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 17th June 2008

In the lights

"but he lost it, maybe in delights. - the lights."

"but he lost it maybe in the lights."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC Three, 17th June 2008

Great effort

"Great ever! - effort."

"Great effort!"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC Three, 17th June 2008

Romania

"Romania can Blues by up"

"Romania can lose by up"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 17th June 2008

Vienna

"and have something to do in view enna."

"and have something to do in Vienna."

Euro 2008, ITV1, 15th June 2008

Portugal

"between the FA and port goal."

"between the FA the Portugal."

Euro 2008, ITV1, 14th June 2008

Portuguese FA

"the port geese FA."

"the Portuguese FA."

Euro 2008, ITV1, 14th June 2008

A long time ago

"The game should have been over a long type ago."

"The game should have been over a long time ago."

Euro 2008, ITV1, 14th June 2008

If the Greeks

"what if degrees score now"

"what if the Greeks score now"

Euro 2008, ITV1, 14th June 2008

Two substitutes

"Fans have two substitutes to make."

"France have two substitutes to make."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 13th June 2008

Psychoanalysis stuff

"This cycle analysis stuff is tip-top"

"This psychoanalysis stuff is tip-top"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 12th June 2008

His left ear

"behind his left beer."

"behind his left ear."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC Two, 11th June 2008

Some strength

"Chairman a have some strength up front"

"Germany have some strength up front"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 8th June 2008

To Croatia

"but its going to be a throat to Croatia."

"but its going to be a threat to Croatia."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 8th June 2008

Penalty for Croatia

"He got an early yellow-card before that panel to for Croatia."

"He got an early yellow-card before that penalty for Croatia."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 8th June 2008

Who was going for it

"were not sure who was going forehead."

"we're not sure who was going for it."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 7th June 2008

Lead both teams

"is about to lead beat teams out."

"is about to lead both teams out."

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 7th June 2008

Pronunciation

"Gary's pronunciation is the protect one"

"Gary's pronunciation is the correct one"

Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 7th June 2008

Minding

"I was mining my own business."

"I was minding my own business."

Harry Hill's TV Burp, ITV1, 18th March 2006

Gene Simmons

"looks like Jean Simmons."

"looks like Gene Simmons."

Harry Hill's TV Burp, ITV1, 18th February 2006

Eurovision

"They're short of vision this weekend."

"It's Eurovision this weekend."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 18th May 2006

Those matinees

"It is those mat tin nay s I hate."

"It is those matinees I hate."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 17th May 2006

Stockholm and Oslo

"in Stockholm and os although.  They're great."

"in Stockholm and Oslo.  They're great."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 16th May 2006

Family holiday

"prize is a family hole day in Spain."

"prize is a family holiday in Spain."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 15th May 2006

Pharaohs

"did they cope with them fair rose"

"did they cope with them pharaohs"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 15th May 2006

Just stop it

"You are being psych kick?  Just stop it."

"You are being psychic?  Just stop it."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 3rd May 2006

There are ghosts

"I believe there are Goths."

"I believe there are ghosts."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 3rd May 2006

Goddess of rock

"joining me me is the God yes sir of rock,"

"joining me is the goddess of rock,"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 27th April 2006

Spring equinox

"It's the spring he can nox now."

"It's the Spring equinox now."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 18th April 2006

The X Factor

"The axe factor"

"The X Factor"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 10th April 2006

Bonjours not German

"Bonn your's not German."

"Bonjours not German."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 6th April 2006

Hello Richard

"Hill low Richard."

"Hello Richard."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 29th March 2006

Semi-skimmed milk

"a bottle of semi skilled milk."

"a bottle of semi-skimmed milk."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 28th March 2006

My heroine is Denise

"then I remembered my here row win is Denise"

"then I remembered my heroine is Denise"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 28th March 2006

Rocking chair

"Sitting in a rocking Claire"

"Sitting in a rocking chair"

This Morning, ITV1, 23rd January 2006

Grease

"You did Robbie Williams and Greece."

"You did Robbie Williams and Grease."

Today with Des and Mel, ITV1, 17th January 2006

Big Brother

"'Big Brother' kicks off tonight.  
I will talk to two evict tease"

"Big Brother kicks off tonight.  
I will talk to two evictees"
 
GMTV, ITV1, 18th May 2006

Knicker factory

"Kelly gets stiched up at the nickel factory."

"Kelly gets stiched up at the knicker factory."

GMTV, ITV1, 8th May 2006

8 days time

"8 taste time."

"8 days time."

GMTV, ITV1, 24th April 2006

He was in Blue!

"has he?  He was in blew!"

"has he?  He was in Blue!"

GMTV, ITV1, 4th April 2006

Been on Wayne Rooney

"All the focus here has been on weight Rooney."

"All the focus here has been on Wayne Rooney."

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 30th May 2006

Wayne Rooney situation

"is the solution to the brain Rooneys situation."

"is the solution to the Wayne Rooney situation."

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 30th May 2006

Wayne Rooney's scan

"Winner Roni's scan on his but will be"

"Wayne Rooney's scan on his foot will be"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 30th May 2006

Do not walk on the soil

"you do not walk on the soul."

"you do not walk on the soil."

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 5th May 2006

Jim Hancock

"June Hancock is in Chorley."

"Jim Hancock is in Chorley."

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 5th May 2006

Victories

"The fans drove the team on two victories"

"The fans drove the team onto victories"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 5th May 2006

Wayne Rooney prognosis

"explanations that might mean Wayne Rainy's prognosis"

"explanations that might mean Wayne Rooney's prognosis"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 3rd May 2006

If my maths is correct

"if my maps is correct"

"if my maths is correct"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 6th April 2006

Spectacular fashion

"and one in spectacular fashion"

"and won in spectacular fashion"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 6th April 2006

The Grand National

"The gran natural"

"The Grand National"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 20th March 2006

Tune in at 6.30pm

"Chewing in at 6:30pm"

"Tune in at 6:30pm"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 8th March 2006

In September 2004

"In September 2000 of four"

"In September 2004"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 24th February 2006

13 degrees

"Today it has been more like their team degrees."

"Today it has been more like 13 degrees."

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 30th May 2006

Through this evening

"Through the ceiling and overnight"

"Through this evening and overnight"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 26th May 2006

Up to 8 Celsius

"Temperatures up to wait Celsius."

"Temperatures up to 8 Celsius."

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 25th May 2006

Temperatures will rise

"temperatures will rise no higher than 30 degrees."

"temperatures will rise no higher than 13 degrees."

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 24th May 2006

It will push in

"It will push him everywhere."

"It will push in everywhere."

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 17th May 2006

Dry and fine

"it is try and find"

"it is dry and fine"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 10th May 2006

Increasing cloud

"see increasing clout"

"see increasing cloud"

Sunrise, Sky News, 6th May 2006

Sun cream

"don't forget your sun scream"

"don't forget your sun cream"

Breakfast, BBC One, 4th May 2006

Reasonably dry

"It will stay reasonably tried"

"It will stay reasonably dry"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 14th April 2006

Isobel Lang

"Here is Isabel language."

"Here is Isobel Lang."

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 18th March 2006

Travel disruption

"possible trouble disruption"

"possible travel disruption"

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 11th March 2006

Grey and gloomy

"but it is still great and gloomy and bitterly cold."

"but it is still grey and gloomy and bitterly cold."

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 11th March 2006

This evenings

"as we head into deceivings rush hour.  The rain will be petering out"

"as we head into this evenings rush hour.  The rain will be petering out"

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 7th March 2006

Top temperatures

"Top temperatures 68 degrees."

"Top temperatures 6 to 8 degrees."

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 7th March 2006

Cold again

"Tomorrow will be called again with further outbreaks of sleet and snow showers."

"Tomorrow will be cold again with further outbreaks of sleet and snow showers"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 3rd March 2006

See sunshine

"We did not cease sunshine today"

"We did not see sunshine today"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 2nd March 2006

Tomorrow

"Tamara is not good."

"Tomorrow is not good."

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 10th February 2006

Wales

"It looks like it should stay dry across Whales."

"It looks like it should stay dry across Wales."

BBC Weather, BBC News 24, 22nd January 2006

MEP

"That was good enough for MEP."

"That was good enough for me."

Level Up, BBC Two, 21st July 2006

Maths

"and a Butt of Maths"

"and a bit of Maths"

Level Up, BBC Two, 5th June 2006

Housemates

"two 'Big Brother' house hate mates?"

"two 'Big Brother' housemates?"

Holly and Stephen's Saturday Showdown, ITV1, 3rd June 2006

Scratch

"Scratch you rain charge."

"Scratch you're in charge."

Holly and Stephen's Saturday Showdown, ITV1, 20th May 2006

Milk

"before being watched in asses' milk." 

"before being washed in asses' milk."

Level Up, BBC Two, 16th May 2006

Give

"Or you can GIF us a call"

"Or you can give us a call"

Level Up, BBC Two, 16th May 2006

Game

"leg of the blame - game."

"leg of the game."

Level Up, BBC Two, 26th April 2006

Pop Idol

"that our lives have changed since pop aid ol?" 

"that our lives have changed since Pop Idol?"

Level Up, BBC Two, 26th April 2006

Violet

"and violent blue."

"and violet and blue."

Level Up, BBC Two, 25th April 2006

Nev

"NEGATIVE, TIME TO GET UP! WAKY WAKY! RIGHT AND NOTHING."

(Shouts) "Nev, time to get up! Wakey wakey! Right and nothing."

Smile, BBC Two, 16th April 2006

Animals

"Annabelle mall, I wouldn't want my picture taken"

"Animals, I wouldn't want my picture taken"

Level Up, BBC Two, 13th April 2006

That's wicked

"That's wicket."

"That's wicked."

Level Up, BBC Two, 11th April 2006

Handsome

"I SAID Hand some not Hanson."

"I said handsome not Hanson."

Level Up, BBC Two, 7th April 2006

Teaspoon

"Tease spoon."

"Teaspoon."

Mighty Truck of Stuff, BBC Two, 1st April 2006

Next question

"we'll move on to the necks question"

"we'll move on to the next question"

Mighty Truck of Stuff, BBC Two, 1st April 2006

OBE

"collecting his CD."

"collecting his OBE."

Live at Five, Sky News, 24th May 2006

Main stories

"The main storage,"

"The main stories,"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 3rd May 2006